Friday, June 27, 2003

Santa? Only one person should try nighttime adventures via a chimney, and that's Santa. This burglar would have done well with this advice. He tried to use the chimney to gain access to a restaurant to rip it off, got stuck, and had to be freed by police of three hours of personal time to contemplate his idiocy. Funny thing was, the restaurant keeps no cash overnight, and the chimney led directly to the basement.


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