This piece of alternative weirdness comes from the roving field reporter, DH, as "another sign of the apocalypse." Yes, the horsemen are actually riding. Alex Chiu has discovered the secrets of immortality. He claims if you wear his magnetic rings or magnetic foot bracelets while you sleep, you will achieve immortality. What piece of weirdness is this you think? Apparently, the USPTO doesn't think it so weird. They've granted Alex Chiu a patent for his ring.